Poopie List...

Bathroom Humor at it's finest!


Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is not poopie in the toilet.

Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there’s nothing on the toilet paper.

Second Wave Poopie
This happens when you’re done poopieing and you’ve pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

Drinker Poopie
The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night drinking. It’s most noticeable that is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

Corn Poopie
Self-explanatory.

Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still fees unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won’t ruin them with a stain.

Spinal Tap Poopie
That’s where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.

The Dangling Poopie
This poopie refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done poopie-in it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.

Liquid Poopie
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.

Fisherman Bobbing Poopie
The kind of poopie that no matter how many times you flush there is still poopie bobbing at the top.

Gassy Poopie
It’s so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.

The Surprise Poopie
You’re not even at the toilet because you are sure you’re about to fart, but oops…..a poopie!!!

Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of poopie that is so huge you’re afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.